Posts made in February, 2009
An elderly couple makes restaurant reservations
Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbour and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table.
“Young man, we’re both 90 years old,” the husband said. “We may not have 45 minutes.”
They were seated immediately.
Read MoreA young man comes home to find his bride sobbing
A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing convulsively. “I feel terrible,” she told him. “I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”
“Forget it,” consoled her husband. “Remember that I’ve got an extra pair of pants for that suit.”
“Yes, and it’s lucky you have,” said the woman, drying her eyes. “I used them to patch the hole.”
Read MoreOn the lighter side by Robert Orben
“Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?” – Robert Orben
Read MoreChild comes home from the first day of school
The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, “Well, what did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.”
Read MoreThoughts on fitness
No matter how much I exercise my body, it refuses to go away and leave me alone.
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